Read and enjoy.

Im back

2005-08-24T15:37:00.000-04:00

well i was looking at old posts, and it appears i haven't posted since that weekend of champions that kicked off a summer of partying. and thankfully dropping some bitch not long after. basically to sum up my summer it was alcohol, going out on bob's boat a couple times, camping twice, and hanging out with the burrel girls, which i did alot of now that i think of it, which was cool untill that senior trip they had and everyone hated each other or some new drama kept being brought up but whatever, i still love most of them. umm also started work at panera, which is fine, except for two of the people leaving and now its kinda lame, but still the easiest job ive ever had, and enjoyed at the same time. i guess thats it for now i gotta go do some shit for la roche, which im kinda pissed i transfered there, cuz im gonna want to go back to RMU and live with punky, but im not even sure if i can afford to live there, seeing as how i got rid of the phukmobile for the phuk2 and having to make payments on that now, oh well, shit will work out somehow.

really nothing to say

2005-06-02T21:59:00.000-04:00

i really have nothing to say i don't think. so, guess thats all isn't it.

such a good song.

2005-06-02T01:47:00.000-04:00

You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold baby
You gonna cross your face

Weekend of Champions

2005-05-31T03:15:00.000-04:00

This is the end of memorial day weekend, 05. Friday night, party at bob's, i sat on the couch while other people played strip poker, that was about it, drank a little bit. Saturday night, party at jareds, drank quite a bit, some shit happened, took pictures of shit, woke up kinda hung over, but whatever, its all good in the hood. Sunday night, go to bob's to watch star wars, end up drinking a bottle and a half of tequilla with bob punky and tara. 20 shots, delicious. i love tequilla. love it.i could go for a 4th night, but that would not be good for me. thats basically, the weekend of champions, sans amie.

yeah.

2005-05-24T02:32:00.000-04:00

fucked in the ass.

the oc

2005-05-20T15:36:00.000-04:00

how about that season finale, marissa shooting trey, ain't that some shit.

new template

2005-05-17T05:43:00.000-04:00

for some reason when you clicked on the link for my blog all that came up was white, well i thought changing the template on my blog would help and it did. so no more fucked up blog. by the way its about 6am now, and im still wide awake. i hate target, new job must be found.

whatever!

2005-05-11T01:36:00.000-04:00

so alright, how are things, ehh so-so id say, i haven't posted since like half way through last week im going to guess. so ill start whats been going on from there. thursday i worked, nothing memorable happened, friday i probably stayed up late and talked to whoever was left online untill about 3 or 4 in the morning, saturday i went to the grandma's house and the mall with amie, helped her find a dress for prom, went to eat and park, went home, just a brief outline of an otherwise disaster of a day. hmm i don't think i did anything after that, sunday = work, i was working the line off the truck, and i ripped my pants in the process. so i just cut the one leg off my pants, and looked like a retard. monday, slept all day, got up, went to the gym, stared at the wall, slept. tuesday, slept all day, went to the gym, poker at bobs where i was the first one out, home, sleep. wednsay, mom wakes me up around 10, says lets go to the greek food festival in oakland, and greek food is great, so i went with her. for pastisiso or whatever, which is like maraconi with beef and cooked with some other shit. rice pilaf, and this shit called kouskzkasdofaskf whatever, but it was like cake, and good, only thing that was missing was ouzo, best part of a greek meal. went to the gym, stared at the wall, posted a blog, sleeping eventually. ive been listening to bush alot lately, they have some good songs. id buy a cd if they weren't over priced. so downloading is still the way to go. finished.

Holy shit no posting.

2005-05-05T03:23:00.000-04:00

So, the police are a good band, im rocking out with them right now, way for sting to suck some big ass dick and leave the band. mother fucker thinks he can do the dune movie and he's just too bad for the police? hell naw. its about 3:30 and im not even tired, fuck you target. meeting a girl from myspace this weekend, things should go well, unless she can't resist my charm and she rapes me. i don't like how blogger refuses to save my information for logging in. applied to home depot with austin today because i hate working overnight at target, although i put in overnight stocking for home depot? why? still no letter to those of you who know what im talking about. still sticking with the gym, ordered vitamins, should be here tommarow, ordering protein on friday when i get paid. i used to wear gloves to work, but it was awkward to get my knife out of my pocket so i don't wear them anymore, now my hands get all cut up. i need more razor blades for my knife. i was reading alot of books for a while but stopped because i ran out of interesting things to read. i should clean my room. bought the new nine inch nails cd, retaining my inner goth status of enjoying trent reznor's music, i approve. im considering buying a ka-bar knife, those things are cool as hell. im out of cigars, ive only been buying cheap ones lately because i too am cheap, maybe ill save for a big box of perhaps 25 nice ones. board games are underappreciated, monopoly league? i want to get an amber bock shirt because thats the best beer ever, yet don't want questions it will arouse from my superiors. i thought i lost my zippo for the 10th time the other day, but discovered it again, changed flint, re-fueled. bought new shoes at pac-sun, they were on sale for 40 bucks, DC's, good price. went to the mall again with heather from rmu, i bought the bracelets she made for me, they're cool. i was going to give one away, but they're only cool enough for me, and their creator, and whoever she gives them too. i haven't played my PS2 in a while, no good new games i want to play. adult swim has really lost its entertaining edge for me, get new programming that doesn't suck during the week. it needs to get warm, and stay that way. i think im going to simplify my wardrobe to just the same pair of blue jeans, and white hanes t-shirts. ultimately being cowboy as fuck. i need an electric knife sharpener, whetstones to not cut it. (baazing) im interested in my new major actually, computers were dull, criminal justice interesting! the act of removing my contacts nightly bothers me more than it should, pain in the ass. soulseek actually worked for me, success. the number one song on the day of my birth was Steve Winwood - Higher Love. the theme of my life (18th birthday) was Juvenile - Slow Motion. i only approve of one of those. if i couldn't download things from the internet, i would be bored 100% of my life.

oh yeah.

2005-04-21T01:37:00.000-04:00

4:20 is stupid. just a little addition.

mother fucker

2005-04-21T01:34:00.000-04:00

well its 1:30, and i am wide awake. i thought i beat this staying up all the time, but clearly not, target fucks with me.

So whats been going on?

2005-04-20T00:30:00.000-04:00

not a whole lot. work on weekends, gym and school during the week. school is about to end though so that'll be nice. all that crap. now im watching fast times at ridgemont high, and not doing my html.

way for me to not post in forever.

2005-04-16T20:32:00.000-04:00

so i started work as of late, its kinda fun, just the overnight thing kills me. three days in a row of it, im sure ill get used to it eventually, but its just one of those things ill have to get over. tonight (3rd night) i get trained in backroom. so i guess i get to drive one of these "Wave machines" which is really just an upright gocart that can extend to the ceiling so i guess i can store shit or bring it down or whatever, i just don't wanna run people over and get fired, but if that happens, so be it.

Such a nice week.

2005-04-07T16:00:00.000-04:00

fucking son of a god damn fucking bitch. i had such a nice post, but fucking blogger just said NO and lost my whole post, thats fucking nice, you son of a bitch blogger.

The pope again!

2005-04-01T17:20:00.000-05:00

Oh my god! i saw on the news that jesus came from heaven and healed the pope! Oh my god!

APRIL FOOLS.

The Pope.

2005-03-31T21:06:00.000-05:00

is dead by saturday. thats my guess. him and his infected urinary track.

Best/Worst item of consideration ever.

2005-03-30T19:40:00.000-05:00

I made my title very general, because for like the past 3 entries thats how its started, best or worst something ever. but FUCK it. hmmm whast going on, you all know i puked like crazy and got to miss school yesterday, that was nice except i missted a speech. but i really don't care. im done with school, like 3 weeks left i think, who gives a fuck, theres two more speeches, oh well, fuck school.

holy fucking blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

2005-03-29T10:56:00.000-05:00

First time i ever puked without alcohol involved for 15 years. holy god damn shit fuck. haven't mailed my letter yet, haven't printed it yet. Ill get it out eventually....

Best band ever.

2005-03-29T01:24:00.000-05:00

Tom petty and the heartbreakers. They've had reallllllllllly good songs from like 1970 to 2004, i can't even think of a band that is consistantly good like them. such a good song, Im not normally all about putting lyrics in a blog or my info or any bullshit like that. but it applies all to well and tom petty is just hard as fuck. although the video's are weird, "mary janes last dance" he's a mortician and he takes a dead body home and dresses her up and dances with her and shit. then he puts her body in the ocean. great song, weird video. Don't do me like that, however, best song ever. and here's where the lyrics come in.

I was talking with a friend of mine,
Said a woman had hurt his pride
Told him that she loved him so
And turned around and let him go
Then he said, "You better watch your step,
Or your gonna get hurt yourself
Someone's gonna tell you lies,
Cut you down to size"

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
What if I love you baby?
Don't do me like that

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
Someday I might need you baby
Don't do me like that

Listen honey, can you see?
Baby, you would bury me
If you were in the public eye
Givin' someone else a try
And you know you better watch your step
Or you're gonna get hurt yourself
Someone's gonna tell you lies,
Cut you down to size

Don 't do me like that
Don't do me like that
What if I love you baby?
Don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
What if I need you baby?
Don't do me like that

'Cause somewhere deep down inside
Someone is saying, "Love doesn't last that long."
I got this feelin' inside night and day
And now I can't take it no more

Listen honey, can you see?
Baby, you would bury me
If you were in the public eye
Givin' someone else a try
And you know you better watch your step
Or you're gonna get hurt yourself
Someone's gonna tell you lies,
Cut you down to size

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
What if I love you baby ?
Don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
I just might need you honey
Don't do me like that

Wait!
Don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that.
Baby, baby, baby,
Don't, don't, don't...

No!
Don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that.
Baby, baby, baby...

Oh, oh, oh...

Worst day ever.

2005-03-28T02:08:00.000-05:00

well well well, baaad day = things to post about! fuuuuck yes! alright so today was pretty bad, it was going well untill i talked to a Certain someone and it ruined my day, i won't go on about it on here, if you really wish to know, you probably know already anyway, but otherwise, feel free to ask for the whole story, i want to see that damn sin city movie, it'll be grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat, and i smell like cigars bad, i had a bunch today driving all around recovering from the bad day, this is kinda dumb, going on about it, and not even stateing it in the blog, so ill stop it.

Worst movie combination ever.

2005-03-26T21:44:00.000-05:00

how about they're selling pi and requiem for a dream as like a combo pack super deal at media play, and i was just thinking, if you watched both those movies in one night you'd probably kill yourself, ok the guy drills a hole in his head and he's a little slow for the rest of his life, oooooh but wait, in this next feature a black guy gets fucked in an all white deep south prison, another guy loses an arm and im sure is going to be sent to prison as well, the girlfriend is still on junk and being a whore butt fucking other girls and the mom is comatose from a lobotomy, hooray. then you watch bambi and the mom gets mother fuckin blasted. bitch.

Quote of the night.

2005-03-21T13:25:00.000-05:00

"You smoke chicken, You smoke weed, you fucking puke." - Erik Marcy (Exact Words)

New NIN

2005-03-16T23:24:00.000-05:00

Good shit, will post more on it later, but the hand that feeds is a damn good song. Can't wait untill may 3rd, NIN - With Teeth.

New Shirt.

2005-03-11T15:16:00.000-05:00

Is it bad my brand new shirt of two days smells like whiskey already? Thank satan for axe.

Dumpster bagels.

2005-03-07T20:35:00.000-05:00

So danielle ate two bagels out of my trunk, that came from a dumpster. Im proud. She said they were good too, so fuck yeah for dumpster bagels.

Good times with marco, perri, and pat. (Goon Squad, Sharkie Crew)

2005-03-07T14:16:00.000-05:00

So last night, at about 7, i headed down to bloomfield to being a night with marco perri and pat, so first off perri meets me at BP and we head down to oakland to meet up with marco, we hung out there for a while and perri ran into sayer and marco got bitched at by some dumb homeless looking mother fucker complaining about noise on atwood, its a fucking college area, pitt main is RIGHT in oakland, and you want to complain about noise, so to show him how we cared i laid on the phukhorn to show him whats up. thats right the phukhorn. so after that the dumpster diving started. first off we hit the junk food dumpster in south side, and it was so good, we scored a box of crackers, two more smaller ones individually wrapped, and the greatest things ever, sharkie's, these things are like goldfish but so much better, and generic. so after that discovery we were driving to squirrel hill for this pastery dumpster, and we scored a 40 pound bag of bagels, so we threw that shit in the trunk too, the fun is only beginning though, while driving back to bloomfield we saw this mom her two daughters and im going to assume son going back to their SUV, so marco loads up my hand with a bunch of sharkies, and while driving past i scream SHARK ATTACK!!! and chucked a bunch of sharkies at them, showing them yuppie squirrel hill fucks whats up,then we just walked around bloomfield hitting more dumpsters, me and marco scored a half full box of krispie kreams and ate them, and yeah i ate a dumpster doughnut, it was good, still fresh. oh yeah even before that we found a dumpster full of empty bottles and we loaded up a bag we found in another dumpster with them, so i was just carrying around a bag of empty beer bottles for a while. after that we posted up back at goon squad central, aka: perri/pats place. after pat got there we went back out and resumed dumpster diving at the salvation army, but it was closed, so that means there was tons of shit to score in the dumpster, i found a sweater that im washing as we speak (several times). we walked around some more, and then we chucked the bottles we had in my bag off the side of a bridge onto trains. drove back to atwood st. and started slamming the bagels in my trunk with a baseball bat everywhere, but there were so many we just threw them back in my trunk, and so ended the dumpster rampage of good squad/sharkie crew.

correction.

2005-03-05T16:52:00.000-05:00

punky just corrected me and said bullets can get wet. but the guns can't be. so i just say john wayne used his powers of being so cool and just dried them all and fixed them and etc.

Damn movies.

2005-03-05T14:28:00.000-05:00

so im watching a john wayne movie with dean martin in it, and they're stuck behind a big tree with no guns to fight off anyone else shooting at them, so dean martin dives in this river and swims across the side to where theres a horse carrage with guns on it, so he gets them, and is running back beside the horses using them as a shield, but at the last minute he dives back in the river and swims back to john wayne, bullets and all right in the water, and then he just hands them to john wayne and they shoot the shit out of them. wouldn't those bullets be ruined? oh well, the magic of film.

seriously, what the hell.

2005-03-03T01:05:00.000-05:00

em1330: u r 1337
toddphhuk: 7331 r u
em1330: im teel
toddphhuk: yes
toddphhuk: teel
em1330: thats a good color
em1330: i like that
em1330: think i can get minority scholarships with that shit?
toddphhuk: fuck yeah
toddphhuk: money out the ass
toddphhuk: the teel people are a very small minorty
em1330: thats what i hear
em1330: u know june is teel history month
toddphhuk: no shit, ill have to watch the history channel, for the great teel invasion of 1903
em1330: yeah dude my ppl went stormin in on mopeds
em1330: even tho they didnt exist then
em1330: thats how 7331 they are
toddphhuk: the teel people invented mopeds
toddphhuk: thats a good accomplishment for you guys
em1330: yeah
toddphhuk: bringing them over in 1903, it revolutionized the motor vehicle industry
em1330: what the fuck are we talking about
toddphhuk: you fucking ruined it
toddphhuk: i was going to go on about how they told the rights to henry ford
em1330: lol
toddphhuk: and they could therefore buy the teel islands
em1330: my fault
toddphhuk: and make sweet casino money
toddphhuk: but no
toddphhuk: mace says fuck you
em1330: im un7331
toddphhuk: damn straight

Previous post.

2005-02-25T00:27:00.000-05:00

if you notice i made my previous post at 9:11. hope everyone made their wish. (Note: I really made it at 12:27 am on 2/25/05, but blogger is fucked with the time.) (Another Note: I fixed the time so its fixed now, so its no longer on 9:11, retract your wishes)

Absence of good times with myself.

2005-02-25T00:11:00.000-05:00

thursday night, bored. im not really in the mood to complain about much tonight it seems. but ill venture on about nothing. well i was supposed to go up to clarion tonight, but the snow put a stop to that, i came home right when the roads were really bad i think around 4 or 5, i left school at about 3:15, didn't get home untill a little bit before 5, all thanks to robert morris, who i understand was a very wealthy man back in the day, but lost all his money and killed himself. glad to know im going to his school. but he signed the delaration of independence so i guess that makes up for everything else now doesn't it. i downloaded this rise of nations game thinking id just play that all night and then eventually just fall asleep doing it, but nope, computer can't handle that bullshit i guess, so now im just sitting here with dimmu borgir on repeat typing on this blog, which ive been receiving comments on lately, good to get. oh and about the robert morris thing, i take a section from a biogrophy of his "At length, through public labor, and private misfortune, his constitution was literally worn out, and like a shock of corn fully ripe, he came to his end on the 8th of May, 1806, in the seventy-third year of his age. " how nice they put it "public labor and private misfortune, like a shock of corn fully ripe" what is that bullshit, 5 out or 6 pages of his biography i found here are all about "in 1754 mr.morris transacted this from that and yada yada yada" no one cares. the only reason anyone would care is if they had to do a report on the sad bastard and needed filler on his obviously long and depressing life in colonial times, the most boring period of our history, sure we had the revolutionary war, but how interesting is that, not very, didn't even have fucking cowboy shooting the shit out of everything, getting drunk, and passing around the town whore yet. all the good stuff clearly came in the mid to late 1800's. oh fuck i just thought i closed this window and lost my whole post, i would have been mad, but wouldn't have been the first time, thats all, comment away!

Thats hot.

2005-02-22T20:16:00.000-05:00

k a t oo7 14: he was laying right next to me doing it in my rear

Comments.

2005-02-21T21:43:00.000-05:00

All of you who read this must being to leave comments on my blog. i demand it. you don't have to be signed up to leave any so i say go for it. feedback damnit!

Good times with Julia.

2005-02-21T14:07:00.000-05:00

well last night i went over to julia's post-daytona 500. i think ill hvae to get into nascar this year. seeing as how im in this nascar pool, and winning money is important. fuck you jeff gordon. anyway, so i go to julia's and forgot the last episode of the OC i taped for her, and only brought my wu-tang kung fu movies. which we only watched one anyway and just talked over they're voices like everyone was getting abortions. and the asian version of tom brady was in the movie too, although he got speared in the chest. but he deserved it, he was all like "kiss the super bowl rings bitch". and no one was taking his cocky two time MVP shit. after that i watched all of napoleon dynamite with the commentary from the guys who made it and whatnot, annd she slept through just about all of that. after the guys are talking about muffins i think she was out. and then after that we watched part of ghostbusters, and she fell asleep again, and i felt kinda weird being wide awake in her house, just kinda watching tv. so i left and drove home around 3am. and that was all. and rocked the fuck out to phil collins all the way home.

In the air tonight.

2005-02-20T02:10:00.000-05:00

best song ever. phil collins is hard as fuck. download it. if your stupid, refer to the title of the post and download that song.

Good times with mallory-katie-bridget-chelsey.

2005-02-20T01:44:00.000-05:00

so tonight bridget decided to call me, oh my how about that shit. so she's like "hey we're going bowling" so im like "fuuuuuuuuck yeah" so i rolled up in that bitch and whatnot. and then sat there, and watched them bowl, bridget interrogated me about my friends which i didn't mind, haven't seen her in about 6+ months. but i couldn't exactly grill her about her friends since they were pretty much right there anyway, so i could see for myself how they were doing, and as long as none of them are dead, its all good in the hood. welllll then the 5 of us went and got gas in mallory's sweet ass malibu, who i later passed on oak rd. and was even sneaky about it, i passed her in the phukmobile, then pulled over, turned off the lights, she went by, then i pulled out! like a mother fucking ninja race car driver. then that was it, didn't want to wreck and die, cuz i almost spun out pulling out behind them. so be it.

Good times with erik. Road trip edition.

2005-02-20T01:00:00.000-05:00

well this wasn't really a road trip, but thats what cool kids do is go on road trips. other night i went up to pitt greensburg and saw team america world police for free, funny movie. can't beat racist puppets. then we were going to go to a party but it was fucking 10 bucks to get in, so that was a bunch of bullshit. then we watched return of the king extended edition and it went on for like a whole extra hour. but it was worth it, alot of new cool shit that was left out from the books. well i guess thats all. not as exciting as stealing money from the tooth fairy to supply erik's smoking habit.

it really did.

2005-02-15T23:58:00.000-05:00

Buff McRunfast: you'll have to talk to me online later on friday
Buff McRunfast: im sure i'm going to be obliterated
Buff McRunfast: probably on thursday too
Buff McRunfast: lol
toddphhuk: haha
toddphhuk: i haven't gotten obnoxiously drunk like that in a while
toddphhuk: why am i listening to linken park
Buff McRunfast: dude the last two things you said
Buff McRunfast: just disgusted me
toddphhuk: hahaha
toddphhuk: that really made me laugh outloud

that would be regis.

fucking exhausted

2005-02-15T21:59:00.000-05:00

and i don't even do anything. hmmm i don't have alot to post about now really. although i installed galactic battlegrounds on my computer. and ive been playing it during free time. which is all the time not spent driving or being bored in school. ready for spring break. and valentines day was spent watching pretty woman before school. excitement.

chances are you don't know what im talking about.

2005-02-13T23:34:00.000-05:00

SHUGASNAPS I GOT THAT SPRAY SPRAY. AWWW HELL NAW YOU NEED THAT VAJAYJAY. NAWWWW JUDGE SPRAY SPRAY!

Good times with erik. 2nd edition.

2005-02-13T23:14:00.000-05:00

so last night erik says "hey if your really bored, we can go over to that guy's house i was housesitting for and have a couple beers" so im like, fuck yeah, im bored as hell! so i go over there, and erik is like "we need to raid the house for change so i can buy cigarettes" so we go in search of change, eventually finding they're kids toothfairy money in their closet. so the toothfairy supplied erik's cigarette fix. thanks tooth fairy. then we had beers and played monopoly, so not homo though because we had beer and cigars. and both got calls from girls. oooooh yeah.

sick, or getting there

2005-02-09T20:05:00.000-05:00

i want to see that constantine movie, i should go see that this weekend if its out, i think it is. oh yeah i think im getting sick. if im still sick tommarow then i think im skipping sociology. i won't miss anything, i just read a book in 50% of my classes anyway, because all they do is talk and its boring as fuck. although sociology has to be one of my favorite classes of the day. because public speaking is just terrible except for the humor that comes out of it. humanities is alright when we watch clips from movies and whatnot but otherwise its just kind of boring, i think i imght have a test tommarow, but fuck it, ill get by. i might read a chapter ot two tonight though, since i heard his tests are hard as fuck.

Links!

2005-02-09T02:28:00.000-05:00

You'll notice that i added a link to erik/marco/regis/erik whoever the fuck is even on it anymore, those people all have posted at one time or another. oh well just click the fucker.

american history x (again)

2005-02-09T02:18:00.000-05:00

nope, no curb stomp picture this time, but remember that principal in the movie. dr.sweeny, that guy is hard as fuck, he was on star trek deep space 9. and that was a good show. and its god damn 2:20 and im the only one on. normally at least erik is on. its a rare occasion. marco has joined my old blog to take my place. eventually ill figure out how to add links where they work nicely on the page, and not get bumped to the bottom.

kanye west

2005-02-08T23:58:00.000-05:00

id like that jesus walks song alot more if it wasn't about jesus.

Classic Blogging

2005-02-08T23:33:00.000-05:00

Blogging at its finest. This is when me eli and regis were mainly posting on our old blog, which i resigned from to create this. this is the good stuff.

mother fucking pirates and shit yo!

2005-02-08T23:29:00.000-05:00

HMSDL04: YARRRRRRRRR

Public speaking third edition

2005-02-08T23:15:00.000-05:00

so speaking to my public speaking teacher today she uttered the words "this is what your problems is" im like what the fuck, i didn't hear another word after that because i was in shock she fucked up that bad being a public SPEAKING teacher. also michale declared to his class he did not drink. just out of no where. "DR LUND I DON'T DRINK EVER." "ummm thats good michale"

Reading

2005-02-08T00:01:00.000-05:00

Im currently reading fear and loathing in las vegas, after reading choke by chuck pahlahlahinuk i got back into reading. ill talk more about the book after i finish it, which won't be too far away because i read my book during class because they're all boring.

My awesome hair.

2005-02-06T23:02:00.000-05:00

So my hair is getting pretty long at the moment. not very long, but its shaggy you could say. which is why if you see me im probably wearing a bandana. but after much consideration. i decided that im growing my hair to just about past my shoulders, then getting a perm, how awesome would that be, ill have great hair just like robert plant and peter frampton and etc. it will be a beautiful thing and ill be bringing the world right back down to the 70's. and maybe the steelers would actually get to a super bowl again 70's style, ha-ha-ha, how about me for cracking football humor. bad humor at that.

platoon

2005-02-06T00:49:00.000-05:00

was a very good movie, its not as good as apocolypse now id say, that has to be my fav. vietnam movie. best part though has to be when charlie sheen tweaks out and shoots at a guy with one leg and a crossed eye "dance you one legged mother fucker!"

hooray for zombies

2005-02-04T22:19:00.000-05:00

hail jesus, another zombie movie is comming out, 4th in the blank of the dead series, land of the dead, zombies have officially over run earth, time for humans to deal with it! this is a situation i dream of nightly.Here it is.

Clarion!

2005-02-04T10:20:00.000-05:00

Last night i decided to make the hour+ long trek up to clarion. But at the current time, im a bit too tired to make a big long post about it. so ill do that later. guess thats it, glad to leave you all in suspense.

Old Blog

2005-02-03T01:29:00.000-05:00

My old blog, that has some classic things in it. Im too lazy to add a link to the page, and im even too lazy to make it so the links stay on the side of the damn page, but so be it, this whole paragraph is the link, so click your mutha fuckin heart out biatch.

Fuck.

2005-02-02T01:50:00.000-05:00

those pictures didn't seem to work out like i hoped they would, if anyone remembers how to do an img file where the text wraps around it, id appreiate it if you let me in on the secret.

Silly Japanese Cartoons.

2005-02-02T01:19:00.000-05:00

you know i was thinking the other day about trading in all of my old anime videos and whatnot, i think i have at least 500 bucks invested in that crap. im not real sure though, cuz i know as soon as i turn that shit in im gonna be like "damn i feel like watching that" oh well, we'll see, i should just copy all of them, they're mostly on dvd, except for trigun, that was a good one, dates back quite a while, id be suprised if they play after sitting on my shelf after...4 years maybe? geez, it doesn't matter much sometimes what makes you remember about things that seem like they weren't that long ago, but really dates like 4 years, oh well so be it, back to the anime crap, i remember the last series i tried getting into was called like rahxephon or some shit like that , some rip off of evangelion , eva was a god damn good show, i don't think i ever won't enjoy that, except for the parts i already didn't enjoy, like that damn ending the series had, where its just shinji whining about everything, and the only cool parts of the movies were when ummm whats her name freaks out about her mom and kills a shitload of the big white eva's, im sure you have no idea what the fuck im talking about unless your name is regis. but just through my obscure knowledge of movies, if you ever saw that robin williams movie one hour photo, when the little boy wants that action figure, and robin williams buys it for him just to be a creepy old man, that toy is one of the white things that she freaks out and kills, and i think her name was asuka? yeah thats is, but anyway, in one hour photo the kid is telling his mom "this guy has super powers like laser vision and super speed!" and thats bullshit! those things were pure evil, sent to destroy nerv and all that came of it. that made me mad when i saw one hour photo, how the god damn kid didn't even know what the fuck he was talking about, and im sure if that soccer mom saw her little kid watching evangelion she'd probably beat the crap out of him make him pray to jesus. maybe its not that bad, but im sure he wouldn't understand it. i hope those pictures worked, we'll see.

Good times with erik.

2005-01-30T01:02:00.000-05:00

me: aww fuck my cigar broke
erik: aww thats shot through the heart bon jovi style.

i found that very funny.

Phuk!

2005-01-28T16:54:00.000-05:00

I re-discovered my old database of my masterful classic artwork. Enjoy.

NOT WELCOME

2005-01-28T16:49:00.000-05:00

American history x. Good movie.

Small posts.

2005-01-28T16:48:00.000-05:00

I like doing these smaller posts. requires less though and equally amusing as far as im concerned.

Motherboard

2005-01-28T16:42:00.000-05:00

I think i friend my motherboard. Goodbye savings hello new mobo.

Steelers new coach

2005-01-28T16:36:00.000-05:00

I would love this if it happened. Stolen from kayla's blog.

This is where i found jesus...if your wondering.

2005-01-28T01:43:00.000-05:00

Hail jesus!

the darkness 2

2005-01-27T22:48:00.000-05:00

besides being extrordinarily gay, the lead singer for the darkness can sing really well.

usb / the darkness

2005-01-27T22:33:00.000-05:00

in an attempt to fix my usb ports i became frustrated and instead went to the darkness' website because i forgot how awesome they were.

OC Party

2005-01-27T20:48:00.000-05:00

any oc fans out there! in the want of having an oc party if you wish to join me, let me know. and we'll make it happen, starting next week.

adventures of public speaking chapter 2

2005-01-27T19:25:00.000-05:00

well today was speach day number two in public speaking class, with everyone's favorite idiot "Jeopardy!" Michale. if you remember my post about him previously. so today michale is giving his speech today about what his future profession would be. but first, michale is all dressed up for his speech, in a full complete suit, even a bow tie. i thought that was fucking ridiculous, but made me less nervous because there's a bigger idiot in the class than myself giving a speech. so anyway, before the speech he's talking to this girl about game shows and just goes onnnnnnnnnnnn and on about how he loves e true hollywood stories instead of jeopardy and watching the game show network sometimes. well anyway he gets up in his suit and bow tie to give his speech and i must say, it was pretty bad. for making an ass of himself pretty consistantly in class he sure did get nervous and stutter infront of the class. but apparently he learned his abc's from wheel of fortune and what he wanted to do in the future is be a gameshow host, fuck that. with his retarded ass.

adventure on 79

2005-01-27T19:18:00.000-05:00

well, lets begin shall we with the beginning of my day, it only makes sense right? well this morning im driving to school. and this audi is riding my ass like must have been an inch away from my back bumper. well at the time i didn't notice this audi was riding my ass, but my wind shields are dirty because i got sprayed with the tires of a big 18 wheeler. so i turn on my washers, and on most fords i believe the washers spray all the way over the car, so with this audi riding my ass i assume i sprayed shit all over this bitches' window, and she obviously wasn't expecting it, so i see this audi start to swerve and drifting in and out of the lane, obviously i pissed this woman off a whole lot with spraying her, so she gets realllll up close into my bumper again giving me the double duce's and im just like what the fuck did i do! so i just started fucking with her, i slowed down a whole lot, let her pass me, started riding her bumper giving her the dual fingers right back, so she tries pulling away but the phukmobile has balls behind her, so i just follow this audi all the way untill the sewickly exit and have myself a good laugh with that.

What the fuck steelers?

2005-01-24T11:53:00.000-05:00

well, obviously the steelers got slammed 41-27, and it is kind of depressing, i don't even know where to begin, big ben certainly fucked up that game, but he's still a rookie, he'll either come back next season and be great i think, or just fuck up because all of pittsburgh is bitter and hates him and he'll be another kordell. oh well, not everyone can be as good as tom brady in the playoff's. one thing im confused about is, if you watched the game, the steelers are 4-1, and they decide to do a field goal, what the fuck, could have gotten a touch down i think pretty easily. im sure they're were some reasons not to go for it, but like i was told last night the playoff's aren't a place to be conservative oh weill i think we would have gotten slammed regardless, the pats are a good team.

yahoo

2005-01-21T16:34:00.000-05:00

yahoo messanger is so much better than aim, fuck aol anything, it has a god damn radio in it, that is cool as hell, and actually leaves people messages when they're offline and gives them to them later when they get on, it even looks better. you can check your e-mail and shit if you have a yahoo address. i suggest you all stop using aim right now and switch to yahoo.

Hooray for everything dealing with me.

2005-01-20T19:20:00.000-05:00

Fuck that show friends. Fuck it in the ass. its not funny, at all. all those people are fucking stupid, i would kill them. all of them. speaking of killing people, i was thinking today on who id kill without hesitation while i was driving home, i could only come up with two people who i despise so much that they would die without an instants thought. then if i could id go burn they're houses down too. if you really want to know, too bad. unless you want to ask me online or something. that way only the people i trust will know when i hunt them down and drink the blood from the severed heads! mwa-ha-ha. that wasn't a real happy part of the post was it, oh well so be it, well today is thursday, that means OC night, i think this night lindsey dies in the ocean or some shit cuz marissa gets her drunk. fuck marissa, ryan needs to know when to smack a bitch up, and then burn her house down. so how about in my humanities class theres a girl that looks like a young version of julie cooper. fucked up isn't it. if you watch OC you know what im talking about, if you don't, go to hell cuz your probably going to make fun of me, don't let yourself become the 3rd person id kill and burn they're house down. nuckah.

Danielle

2005-01-20T17:12:00.000-05:00

LiL wIlD ChIcA06: i know about that party you ahd
toddphhuk: what are you talking about
LiL wIlD ChIcA06: the party in your mouth
LiL wIlD ChIcA06: and everybody's cumming
LiL wIlD ChIcA06: BAHAHAHAA

Dan's Comp

2005-01-18T22:10:00.000-05:00

Dan's comp has the most insane delivery times ive ever had experiance with in my life. I ordered a hoodie from them sunday, choose the slow ass ship time thats normally like 5 days, and i get my hoodie today. thats like 2 days, considering monday was a holiday and we got no mail, thats like magic or something. someone must have flown that thing with a jet pack to pittsburgh from indiana and then teleported it directly to my mailbox from there, i got the package even before i got my e-mail confirming it was shipped, amazing. i guess no one really orders from there when biking isn't in season. i need to watch pulp fiction again, thats a good movie and i haven't seen it in a while. say what again mother fucker! say what one more time, i dare you, i double dare you, say what again! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! what?! *POW* helll yeah thats goods stuff.

Its about time for a new post

2005-01-17T22:20:00.000-05:00

well lets see, its been a while for a long post, but i think its about time for a new one, lets see, what about, well i ordered all my books on amazon.com this year, but not one of them has arrived yet so i had to go to the bookstore, but a book at full new price that i already ordered online, just for one homework assignment, luckily i can retun them for full price untill the 20th, so thats exactly what i intend to do, gotta get those dolla dolla cash money hustla C.R.E.A.M cash rules everything around me ain't nothin' moves but the money billz ya hurd, fo sho. alright, so theres this show on cartoon network called static shock, and all they seem to do is steal villans from other comics/shows/etc, such as this episode earlier, when this kid gets mad, he gets super strong and invincible, sound familiar? yes, they totally ripped the incredible hulk, bullshit, total bullshit, although if you think about it they stole the incredible hulk from dr jeckle and mr hyde, so oh well, guess you gotta get your idea's from somewhere, however this rip of the hulk always gets mad for vengence, the marvel hulk just wants to be left alone but always gets forced to fight, like frankenstein kinda. oh well im kind of out of things to say i suppose. except we need some kinda 4x4 vehicle, and bring back the bronco sledding now that theirs finally some snow around. and my car is shit in the winter, the tiniest bit of snow and im totally fucked, oh well. im not in a random mood right now, or im sure i could go on more.

eh?

2005-01-15T22:06:00.000-05:00

where the hell did all that shit go on the side of my blog go? oh well, who needs it?

telekanitet

2005-01-15T01:52:00.000-05:00

bob just said telekenetikis, hahahah, oh fuck

balls again,

2005-01-15T01:44:00.000-05:00

fucking pop ups sucks ass niggas bitch cunt fuck

F B

2005-01-15T01:42:00.000-05:00

fuck this post.

Thoughts on everything, what else?

2005-01-14T01:44:00.000-05:00

So to start off, im sitting in my hot tub, maxing and relaxing to quote the theme song of the fresh prince of bel air, reading my time magazine and attemtping not to ash my cigar in the water. and while reading a page of quotes in the beginning of my magazine, i think they call it the verbatim section, i remembered something that really made me laugh that erik said while we're both taking a piss at the side of the house, that when you wait so long for taking a piss, its like one tenth of an orgasim, and thats totally true, if you wait for so long, and then finally let your piss go, its exactly like one tenth of an orgasim, if you don't believe me, hold your piss for like 3 hours, then just let it go, its beautiful, and ha james just informed me that he fucked up a walmart computer with this virus he made in school, it deletes all drives c-z, haha, thats pretty good, fuck you walmart. i did have a whole bunch of other thoughts, buuut i can't remember much of them now, oh yeah, how i don't inhale cigars, but by the end i always end up buzzing because of them i think i just inadvertantly do, oh well, i must just not be able to tell. you know those digi draw commercials on tv, well if you don't, its this tablet looking thing that you put what you want to draw on one side of the tablet, and this thin sheet of plastic creates an image on the opposite side that you can trace and basically just copy what you already have a picture of, but instead it looks all crayony and shit and not really that nice anyway, i don't know where these kids get off copying something that looked nice into crayon and thinking its cute, maybe if they did it themselves or something but christ, don't think your all hard cuz you can trace a picture, but anyway, i diverge from my main complain, they sell a kit you see of mainly spiderman things to trace, and on this big design of spiderman characters, they have like, doctor octopus, and the green goblin, and black cat, and carnage and venom and stuff, and thats what troubles me, these fucking kids don't know a damn thing that isn't doc ock, mary jane, or the green goblin, because these little bastards only watch the movies and don't even know the mary jane - spiderman - black cat love triangle deal, they'll be like "mommy mommy whose this lady in the black costume" and these soccer moms will be thinking "who is that hussy! ruining my children" and they'll actually tell their kids "oh thats no one dear" *riiiiiiiiip* right off the page, and the kids will just forget who that ever was, its a shame, and heaven forbid they realize that red mean looking bastard is named carnage

MySpace

2005-01-13T21:30:00.000-05:00

well i got a myspace account, mainly so i can just comment on heather's blog, she's a nice girl, and when isn't it good for me to give my comments on anything. if you have myspace, and wish to add me just for the hell of it, i suggest you message me on AOL, because im not exactly sure how to do anything yet and, meh, not that concerned so once again s/n = toddphhuk

Loveline

2005-01-12T21:01:00.000-05:00

i dunno if youve ever listened to 93.7 in the pittsburgh area past 11 pm before, im sure its played elsewhere, but thats where i know where it is, but its this show called loveline is on, and i have to say its one of the most funny shows ive heard in my life, some of the things are ridiculous that ive heard ever in my life, this one woman called in to the show, i believe she was like a 30ish year old woman, her husband was a meth/coke addict, he chronicly beat her, and she was wondering if it was a good idea to leave him, now according to her she was a recovering meth addict herself, and that was how they met, they were both on meth, so they got married, sounds like love to me, well thats my story, i just think meth addicts are funny.

Mother fucking MTO's

2005-01-12T20:56:00.000-05:00

So how about ive wanted to go get MTO's for like two days now, but i haven't gone, i doubt ill be satisfied untill i actually do get them, so if your reading this, and you live near me, i suggest that you message me, at my screenname of toddphhuk and say "hey todd, lets go get some mother fucking MTO's" and ill be like hellllllllll yeah!!! and we'll go, and get some mto's and we'll all be happy, cuz when isn't that shit good biaaaaatch.

school, revisited

2005-01-11T20:45:00.000-05:00

so today was basically like another first day, diffrent classes and all, the most exciting part of my day had to be this kid michale in my public speaking class, so mike is just sitting there front row, closest to the middle of the class, this black girl comes in and sits about a seat away from them, mike (obviously being a little strange, and by strange i mean that kind of retarded that doesn't make you slow, but loud and obnoxious) so mike is like "HELLO MY NAME IS MICHALE WHO ARE YOU!" he said it kinda like the cylons in battlestar galactica, if oyu ever heard that, so this girl is like "um hi michale my name is kim" and he replys "HELLO KIM WHERE ARE YOU FROM" and she says that she's from harmarville, he says to that "OH THATS NICE I AM FROM A PLACE, IT IS BETWEEN ERIE AND PITTSBURGH" and he doesn't even say the town or area he's from, just "A PLACE" so this other black girl comes in, and sits between michale and this kim girl, her and kim are friends i could tell, michale is like "HELLO I AM MICHALE WHO ARE YOU" this other black obviously confused is like "uhhh hi michale...my name is shanequa" (something like that, i don't remember her name) and he's like "HELLO SHANEQUA WHERE ARE YOU FROM" and she's like "oh im from maryland" michale says "OH REALLY DID YOU GROW UP IN THE PROJECTS" and im just like oooooooooooooooooo shit what the fuck did that fucking retard just say, and everyone around is like oh my god just shut up right now. so shanequa is laughing too at this kid and she's just like "no i didn't actually, did you?" mike the retard obviously not picking up on this humor goes "HA-HA-HA NO THAT IS SILLY, I AM FROM A PLACE BETWEEN ERIE AND PITTSBURGH" and mike decides to be quiet for a while, the only other weird thing about mike the retard is that when the teacher was doing roll to learn peoples names she says michale's name, and mike goes "HELLO, I AM MICHALE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME JEOPARDY MICHALE" so i don't know what the fuck is up with that, it'll certainly be funny hearing this kid every tuesday and thursday. oh man.

school

2005-01-10T22:26:00.000-05:00

well school started today, i already dropped a class, no way i wanted a class from 6 to 8:50, 2 hours and 50 minutes is just too long for any kind of class, so, fuck that! ill have to take 18 credits eventually though, no big deal though, i don't have to deal with it now so i don't mind. and how about RMU doesn't get off for martin luther king day, thats some bullshit, i was told its because rmu is a "private school" but as far as im concerned thats a fancy way of saying segregated, now you might say "well theres a variety of minorities that go to RMU!" well fuck you, you didn't see the torture chambers draped in nazi banners under the student center. but im not that concerned anyway, every weekend is a three day weekend for me.

almost forgot

2005-01-10T00:26:00.000-05:00

hooray for the end of the most boring fucking week of my life. fuck you january 2nd to the 8th, the 9th doesn't count because i had metal gear solid to keep me entertained. that would be a week and a day anyway.

metal gear solid 3

2005-01-09T23:50:00.000-05:00

MGS3 was probably one of the best games i ever played in my life, it kicked mgs2's ass out of the water definately, although i apprciate that one alot more now that i know what the whole history of the pariots deal was, if you even played mgs2 and watched the credits untill the end to hear ocelot talking on the phone, that happens in everygame by the way, if you sit through all the credits and then wait untill after you get your rating and whatnot, the logo comes up and title of the game and they just play something from that revolver ocelot dude talking to people, although he isn't revolver ocelot just yet, which makes me wonder how he's an evil guy in soviet-cold war-russia to being in that crazy foxhound group of the first one, oh well, who knows, ill have to play that one again now, OR get myself a gamecube and buy the re-done one, hmmm thats an idea, but im sure unless your a super fucking nerd like me that meant a whole shitload of nothing to you. but i liked talking about it, so your gonna read it. school starts tommarow, that should be fun, i don't start untill 4 but i don't get done untill 9, thats gonna suck some balls right there, i might have to drop my 2nd class there, it only meets once a week anyway, and its three hours long, i kinda schedualed it because it was the only one left to pick, but, so be it, we'll see how it goes tommarow, and i didn't even get books yet, didn't even turn in books from last semester, i need to get on that, shit is expensive.

white noise

2005-01-08T16:29:00.000-05:00

don't see white noise, ive been told it sucks as bad as the grudge, fuck you michael keaton although your from pittsburgh, doesn't mean your movies are allowed to suck.

MTV and etc

2005-01-08T12:54:00.000-05:00

i know ive said this in the past many times, but mtv has to be the dumbest station on tv, i swear to god its some of the stupidest stuff ive ever seen, room raiders? what the fuck is that, its all the things i hate about people anymore, i can't even explain why i hate it so much, but lets go on, that boys vs. girls challenge, stupid, although i have to admit to watching it, because some of those girls aren't that bad, except for the one that ties her hair back and must like, wax it to her skull, thats some ugly shit, but i doubt if she didn't do that she'd be any better, bah im done with all that, waynes world on the other hand, funny stuff, i always forget how funny those movies are, i set my alarm for 11:30 today, otherwise i know i would have slept untill 2 again, its not like i did anything besides watch tv in those few hours i was up earlier, but maybe ill get on a better sleep schedual this way, aerosmith isn't that great of a band i think, the first two albums are good, with like back on the saddle again and stuff, but meh, oh well, so be it, some people like that stuff, now you may be thinking "well some people like mtv too asshole" but no, it doesn't work like that, mtv is just stupid shit, like road rules and whats that other show the one with all the people in the house, i seriously can't think of the name, oh well, but im pretty sure they're doing that in pittsburgh, i honestly do'nt know where they're going to go in pittsburgh, maybe chemistry in the strip everynight but thats it as far as i know, unless they want to tour the wonderful hill district, or perhaps homewood, i think id have to watch it if someone gets on crack from the hill, good stuff, im pretty sure ive seen the house they were building too on mt. wu, it was all plywood when i saw it but, its not even in thaaaat nice of an area, mt. wu is great and all, id love to live there, but it was two blocks away from an abandoned building that i was going too, oh well, so be it, i think id have to watch it if it was in pittsburgh though, because i like pittsburgh. but don't think i wouldn't rip the hell out of the dumb stuff they do on the show, REAL WORLD! thats it i just thought of it, i just invisioned someone saying "hey thats the real world house" when we were driving past it. good job me.

more football ps2 games

2005-01-07T18:28:00.000-05:00

nfl2k5 = good stuff, alot better than madden 03, and its hard to beat a 3 dollar game, i want to get like a shit load of people together, and have a big tournament, but only if i could be the AFC all starts, because i suck with everyone else. oh well, it doesn't even feel like friday, this week has been terrible, ive been getting up at 2 in the afternoon and that sucks because i can't get on a normal sleep pattern again, bah i hate that, i just need to set my alarm for 10 or so and ill be fine, back to normal.

other blogs

2005-01-06T00:19:00.000-05:00

while mine is certainly the best of all time, theres other blogs that are out there that i read, so if i read them, they have to be good, because im just that great.

for example: Bob Shaffer's Live Journal is always good.

Eli's Blog: Where i posted for a while, and erik, and a bunch of other people, i don't even remember.

those are all the ones i can think of now, inform me of your blog and ill be sure to put it up in one way or another, id just make them into links on my main page but im too lazy to do that, unless your brian faggot, because i heard your blog sucks baaaaaaaaaalllllllsss nigga. thats all!

mad max

2005-01-05T21:34:00.000-05:00

mad max = hard as fuck

i noticed that you can give comments on posts now, i don't htink you could do that on the older blogger set ups, thats kinda cool, therefore i say comment as much as you like, i insist.

this week = sucks

2005-01-05T20:07:00.000-05:00

this week really sucks, everyone has pretty much started school already, except for RMU and clarion as far as i know, so basically ive been sitting on my ass not doing a god damn thing, the only thing so far ive done this week is go to the mall and buy madden 03 with regis, as i have already posted about. so now i just have that to do with whats left of my week before school. and once school starts probably nothing untill the weekend after that. blah, not cool. and you know, CSI isn't a good of a show as i expected it to be, i watched it a couple times now and the only thing interesting about it is why the hell this one guy's facial hair keeps changing. i think i want to see that elektra movie, daredevil sucks balls, and im not a big fan of the elektra comic books too, but, meh, ill give it a try, it looks good enough in the previews. 24 doesn't seem that good either, i watched alot of the first season, and the concept is cool, but i really just do'nt like what the show is about. if they were doing anything else within a 24 hour period i might like it, but i don't understand how much drama can happen in a 24 hour period, ricky williams is fucking dumb too, he should have been shot in the face as soon as he came out of his momma's pussy. ya hurd.

madden 03

2005-01-05T16:34:00.000-05:00

well i bought madden 03 last night with regis, we split it and it still only cost me a dollar 50, thats a damn good deal, old sports games like that are great, because no one gives a shit about them two years later when the new one is out, the only diffrence i think is that there's new players, and i don't care about that if i can make my own team anyway, good fucking deal. moral of this post: why blow 50 dollars when you can get the same thing for 3.00

new years

2005-01-01T20:42:00.000-05:00

well we went up to jenna's camp for new years, which was a good time of course, some of the most memorable things def. being bob's unintelligable bullshit which was like "i hit the metal shit for the chair and the chair metal for you" or something like that, and me waking up in the middle of the night with jared asleep in the same bed as me with his arm over me, and him mumbling "mmmm your warm todd" it was too funny to be weird, plus im in love with him. i suppose thats all for now, if i think of anything else you'll hear about it.

mission accomplished

2004-12-30T16:38:00.000-05:00

so last night, there was a litle bit of a problem, see these bastards decided to just stop fixing the road and put up some barriers, like the barriers are just going to fix the road for them, so we piled up in alice with hockey sticks and baseball bats and took care of the problem, with shattered reflectors and barriers over the cliffs we took care of this problem and so it was. that we showed those barriers, whats up.

what the fuck

2004-12-30T02:36:00.000-05:00
well, my computer is fucking gay, and won't install CS, and its fucking .00000000001 or whatever the fuck. ive been thinking of bringing bck the blog, since mine is always the most exciting and interesting one, duh. well lets see, christmas break currently, between christmas and new years, currently attempting to lan it up. but like i said its being gay, well whats been going on, multiple parties at richie's appartment, got new speakers for my car but i haven't installed them yet. i guess ill get around to that eventually, i don't really know if theyre good or not, but as long as they're not stock then its all good in the hood. went to the warehouse today with katie truman, and that was fun, made a daring escape when the bulldozers tried to knock the building over, so we ran down the stairs, and just as the bulldozers were closing in, so i said, katie! we gotta run ok! and katie was like alright i got your back, and she pulled out two desert eagle pistols, so i kicked the door down, turned my skin into metal and deflected the bullets as i crushed a police cruiser that was chasing us, and katie shot at least 5 cops with her 1337 ninja shooting skills, then i got into my car and drove home, the end. and all of that really happened. swear to christ, im making this the longest fucking post ever, ever, why shouldn't it be when its the return of the greatest blog ever, it would still be the best blog ever, but no, some dumb bitch had to shut me down, and i lost 6 months of posting, bullshit, bull fucking shit. i = not happy about that. blah i feel like im gonna fucking puke, i had too much of this god damn cigar and its killing me. blargh. alright thats it. ill post more later, and i mean it this time.